{"id":2910,"date":"2025-10-06T08:44:50","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T07:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/?page_id=2910"},"modified":"2025-10-06T08:48:38","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T07:48:38","slug":"conseils-rabat-joie","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/conseils-rabat-joie\/","title":{"rendered":"Conseils rabat-joie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/Jug-Conseils-rabat-joie-2025-09-14.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>intro 156bpm<\/em><br><em>F6 G6 Am Am7<br>F6 G6 Am A7<br>F6 G6 Fdim E F G Am<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>refrain C#m E C#m A7 Am7<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ces conseils l\u00e0<br>Comme tu verras \/ Oui je le vois<br>Sont des conseils rabat-joie<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>couplet F Dm Am x2 <br>Am G C C\/B Am Am\/G D\/F# F6 G6 Am<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(1)<br><strong>Lave tes mains, brosse-toi les dents<br>Assieds-toi, mange proprement,<br>Et mets toi en pyjama<br>Avant que je ne dorme avant toi<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(2)<br><strong>Tiens-toi droit, regarde devant.<br>Tu as tout pour \u00eatre confiante<br>Ne reste pas dans l&#8217;embarras<br>Apprends de tes parents ou autrement<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>pont<\/em><br><em>Am G Am x2<br>Am G Dm Am, Am G Am<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gratter la terre-m\u00e8re nous fait du bien<br>Comme le font les chats et les chiens<br>Pour voir le verre vide moiti\u00e9 plein<br>Sous le soleil dans le jardin<br>Gratter la terre-m\u00e8re nous fait du bien<br>Comme le font les chats et les chiens<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(3)<br><strong>Que s\u2019est pass\u00e9 depuis le temps,<br>O\u00f9 j\u2019\u00e9tais moi-m\u00eame un faon ?<br>Je contiens mon embarras<br>Devant les gens<br>Mais je me brosse trop vite mes dents<br>Je ronchonne bien trop souvent<br>Et je sermonne n\u00e9gativement<br>Les archives sont dans mes chansons<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>intro 156bpmF6 G6 Am Am7F6 G6 Am A7F6 G6 Fdim E F G Am refrain C#m E C#m A7 Am7 Ces conseils l\u00e0Comme tu verras \/ Oui je le voisSont des conseils rabat-joie couplet F Dm Am x2 Am G C C\/B Am Am\/G D\/F# F6 G6 Am (1)Lave tes mains, brosse-toi les dentsAssieds-toi, mange &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/conseils-rabat-joie\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Conseils rabat-joie<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2910","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2910"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2916,"href":"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2910\/revisions\/2916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jugulaire.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}